20 reasons why Manchester is better than London

  1. Boots meal deals are £3.29.
  1. Manchester Evening News > Evening Standard.
  1. Manchester invented and perfected sarcasm.
  1. Coronation Street > Eastenders.
  1. £200,000 houses are 4 bedroom with a garage and a garden. In London, you get one room in a shared house.
  1. Michelle Keegan.
  1. You can drive into the centre of Manchester with no congestion charge and park for £2.
  1. Oasis.
  1. £3 a pint vs £5 a pint.
  1. You can do a big shop in the pound shop.
  1. MCFC season ticket £500, Arsenal £1000.
  1. Manchester Christmas markets.
  1. People talk to each other on public transport.
  1. B&M.
  1. Friday chippy tea.
  1. Your local is full of people you grew up with and not Chinese tourists.
  1. Keep your well spoken Russell Brand, we have Jason Manford.
  1. All your mates live within a 2 mile radius.
  1. A taxi home from town is a tenner.
  1. You can go to the shops in your pyjamas.

 

Author: Asa Elliott

Singer. Mancunian. Been on TV a bit

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  1. Never been out in Manchester but I’ve been out in London. Think I prefer London though there seems more to do…

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